pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

(via lohanthony)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via lohanthony)

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

(via xxxoooxxooo)

liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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(Source: gherkind, via beards-bongs-and-shit)

  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

skullinski:

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this girl has some hella fine legs right?

right?

RIGHT?

R I G H T?

WRONG

it’s albert einstein

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(Source: lydiasparrish, via xxxoooxxooo)