what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
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i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays.
Me to the person cutting my hair
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this girl has some hella fine legs right?
R I G H T?
it’s albert einstein
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